a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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