i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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