is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
this beer tastes like vomit already
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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