the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
