i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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