bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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