can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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