If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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