I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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