Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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