I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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