He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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