I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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