Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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