I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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