omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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