I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
