you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I still have a little drunk in my system
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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