whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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