his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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