is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I could fuck to npr.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
