We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
North Korea, Best Korea!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize