Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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