PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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