If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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