what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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