I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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