dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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