the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Houston, we have a squirter
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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