I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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