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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl