Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?

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(816): View more from Missouri

you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?

(636): View more from Missouri

you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.

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(817): View more from Texas

I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!

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(630): View more from Illinois

We stopped her at 12

(708): View more from Illinois

12 shots? Or 12 midnight?

(630): View more from Illinois

Which answer would freak you out less

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(443): View more from Maryland

The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?

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(858): View more from California

Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.

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(269): View more from Michigan

My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back

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