Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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