well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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