you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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