She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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