yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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should my penis look like a turkey
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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