He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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