Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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