I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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