Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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