grandma shit on top of the toilet
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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