I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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