I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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