you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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