Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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