They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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