Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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