I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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