Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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