shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
