Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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