I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
