I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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