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and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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