I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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