My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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