I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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