why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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