So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My breasts were aching with rage.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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