Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
