no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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